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: [Insert rating, e.g., 4.5/5]

However, if you’re in a drinking party with friends who love memes, drop it as a punchline. For example, after showing a photo of your new phone next to your old, brick-like phone from 2010: "Uchi no kyū sumaho maji de dekain dakedo… mi ni kona new." (My old smartphone is seriously huge, but come see the new one.)

Wait… what? The lack of a clear antecedent for "new" is part of the joke. Is there a new brother? A new version of the big brother? A new product? The intentional absurdity is the point.