Download bar – 461 GB over dial-up (joke). Scene 2: Installer says “Please clear 500 GB – also your soul.” Scene 3: Launch game – it’s just the regular GTA 4 but every NPC says “hot” instead of their normal lines. Scene 4: Roman calls: “Niko! Let’s go bowling! It’s… hot .” Scene 5: Hard drive physically catches fire. End screen: “Worth it.”